did-you-kno:

PoopSenders.com is a company that is hired to send a gallon of cow, elephant or gorilla poop to a person’s friend or enemy anonymously.

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lilcochina:

redclaysweetie:

bruh

I’m screaming !!!!! This is me

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agelfeygelach:

armouredswampert:

agelfeygelach:

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout  the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.

My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.

Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.

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candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

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#gif  #children  #queue  

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runfromthatfatchick asked: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU ART

titenoute:

twinksandboobs:

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that’s it, that’s how you do the thing.

its 80 degrees outside and this is what im wearing

3 days ago on 07/25/14 at 02:07am

joodlez:

eyecandy

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kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

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#alcohol  #queue  

barrowbutt:

i love these vines so much

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