PoopSenders.com is a company that is hired to send a gallon of cow, elephant or gorilla poop to a person’s friend or enemy anonymously.
I’m screaming !!!!! This is me
It’s a cute little thing though.
Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.
My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.
Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.
CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS
runfromthatfatchick asked: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU ART
that’s it, that’s how you do the thing.
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion